This is one of those days where I should probably not answer the “What are you wearing?” question truthfully. Not like I ever should, but usually I’ll just pick the color of whatever I’m wearing and make it shorter and tighter, like I’m designing a women’s Halloween costume.
So today, if anyone asks, I’m wearing a red and white polka dot bikini top with a red flared miniskirt and matching polka dot panties. But in reality? Sock monkey footsie jammies.